Random Cars:

Don't bother with reviews. Just pick a random car.

Your current vehicle is a pile of rusty regrets, and you're staring down the barrel of a new car loan. Do not pass go. Do not read the Kelley Blue Book. Just hit the button on our Random Car Generator and let destiny choose your next four-wheeled nightmare. We pull from a truly arbitrary list of car makes and models, so whether you get a practical Honda or a dubious Yugo is purely up to fate—which, let's be honest, is probably as reliable as your last mechanic.

Practical Uses (and Why They're All Stupid)

Need a car for a character in your half-baked novel? Perfect. Need to spice up a game of 'Car Bingo' on a road trip? Sure. Thinking about actually buying one of the randomly generated cars? We strongly advise against it, but since you're using this tool, you're probably going to do it anyway. Go ahead, make a bad decision.

Still can't commit to a random car?

If you're still agonizing over this simple choice, maybe you need to randomize something else entirely. Try the Random Song List to completely destroy the perfectly good playlist you have in your current, hopefully-not-randomly-chosen car.