What do you want to do when you grow up? What do you want to do rather than what you're doing now? Before you bother to take time to find yourself and decide what's best for you, just generate a random job and consider moving toward it as your new career goal.
In the likely event you're not at all qualified for the occupation, follow the steps below.
Step 1: Dust off that resume and cover it with lies about your education, experience, and achievements. Step 2: Hop on over to your favorite job listing site and fire that resume off to as many open positions as you can find. Step 3: Nail the interview. Just remain confident, dodge any questions of your qualification, and make yourself seem like a generally pleasant person to work with. Step 4: Fake it until you make it. Congratulations on your new job.