Random holidays:

  1. Independence DayJuly 4
  2. Mardis GrasSaturday before Ash Wednesday
  3. Malcolm X DayMay
  4. Canada DayJuly 1
  5. Lunar New YearJanuary/February

Go ahead and laugh but some people take these random holidays seriously. I think, as long as you get the day off, who cares. Don't like these holidays? You could instead generate a random calendar date and make up your own holiday.

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