Random NCAA Football Teams:

  1. Stony Brook Seawolves
  2. San Jose State Spartans
  3. Brown Bears
  4. Alabama State Hornets
  5. Evansville Aces
  6. Alabama A&M Bulldogs
  7. Vermont Catamounts
  8. St. Bonaventure Bonnies
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The most redeeming feature of college football is that it takes place on channels people don't watch and/or times people don't watch TV (like Saturdays). You're the only one that cares what college you went to and how their football team is doing. You didn't contribute to their success, assuming they had any.

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