Random NCAA Football Teams:

  1. Maine Black Bears
  2. Texas State Bobcats
  3. South Dakota State Jackrabbits
  4. James Madison Dukes
  5. Iowa State Cyclones
  6. Siena Saints
  7. Colgate Raiders
  8. Princeton Tigers

The most redeeming feature of college football is that it takes place on channels people don't watch and/or times people don't watch TV (like Saturdays). You're the only one that cares what college you went to and how their football team is doing. You didn't contribute to their success, assuming they had any.

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