Random NCAA Football Teams:

  1. Oklahoma State Cowboys
  2. Portland Pilots
  3. Lafayette Leopards
  4. Rhode Island Rams
  5. Michigan Wolverines
  6. Sacramento State Hornets
  7. Louisville Cardinals
  8. Jacksonville State Gamecocks

The most redeeming feature of college football is that it takes place on channels people don't watch and/or times people don't watch TV (like Saturdays). You're the only one that cares what college you went to and how their football team is doing. You didn't contribute to their success, assuming they had any.

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